I KNOW! OMG GUYS LETS GIVE HER THESE HUGE ASS ANNOYING TENTACLES OH AND THIS VOMIT SHE CAN SPEW ALL OVER YOU IF YOU TRY TO ATTACK HER DIRECTLY AND THEN LETS GIVE HER GREEN PROJECTILE SHE CAN HIT YOU WITH IF YOU DON’T ATTACK HER DIRECTLY BUT LET US NOT FORGET THE DARKSPAWN GOTTA HAVE SOME DARKSPAWN ATTACKING YOU INTERMITANTLY OH AND THAN IF YOU REALLY ACTUALLY DAMAGE HER LETS MAKE HER PICK YOU UP AND SHAKE YOU LIKE A DOLL WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY VOMITING ALL OVER YOU AGAIN UNTIL SHE THROWS YOU AND NO MATTER WHAT HEALTH YOU HAVE YOU DIE. YAH THAT’S A GREAT PLAN!




Posted 1 year ago at 03:43pm with 17 notes
Tagged as: #Dragon age origins #boss fights #broodmother #gaming #rage quit #why did I replay this #bioware #video games

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